Let me explain. When I don’t have a migraine I love my iPhone. When I have a migraine I hate my iPhone.
It’s really quite simple.
When I stare at my iPhone for too long, it starts to give me a migraine and I start to hate Apple for its invention with its addicting apps and its super cool features and its bright shiny lights that make everyone “ooh” and “ahh” while I am forced to hate life and hide in a dark room where no noise or lights can find me.
A little while ago, during one of my episodes, I went a little crazy and deleted every single game on my phone. Every. Single. One.
Words with Friends, Family Feud, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Bejeweled, Dream Zoo (I still feel a bit guilty for killing all my virtual safari pets), Solitaire, Hoops, Monopoly, The Game of Life, . .. All of it deleted. FOREVER.
I thought I’d miss it, but you know what? My life has been much more peaceful and free ever since. I haven’t looked back once. Not even for my Dream Zoo. I am sorry for those of you who I was in the middle of a Words game with. It’s not fair to keep you hanging, but I think you’ll agree I wasn’t the best opponent anyway. I’m a bit of a sore loser.
So guess what iPhone? I win. 🙂